The Depository.

✦ YOUR FIVE-MINUTE INTERNET CLUB ✦

Big ideas.
Smallest room.

— pit stops & counting

Log your business. Share a tiny thought.
Then get back to the other pile of work.

Connecting…

Hall of porcelain fame

ALL TIME

Small breaks. Big reputations. Your coursework still comes first.

  1. Polishing the trophies…

Up to 2 visits per rolling hour · At least 10 minutes apart
A record of real visits, not a reason to make more.

The Poop Diaries

THE GUESTBOOK

Tiny thoughts. Questionable setting. Public notes under 300 characters, signed with your username.

One visit. One entry.
  1. Opening the diaries…

THE POOP DIARIES

A brief entry

Public with your username. Keep personal details out.

0 / 299

Selected locations and descriptions are public with your entry. Leave blank if you prefer.

Nothing to add? Leave it blank and just record the visit.

DIARY MODERATION

Remove diary text?

This clears the note and any typed room description. The visit, selected bathroom, and counts stay recorded. Removed text cannot be restored or edited.

Your next study break starts here.

Just a username and password. No invite, email, or phone needed.

Use a nickname: 3–20 letters, numbers, or underscores. It appears on your public entries. 10–128 characters. A unique passphrase works well. You’ll be signed in automatically for 30 days on this device.

KEEP THIS SOMEWHERE SAFE

Save your recovery key

This key recovers your account if you forget your password. It is shown only now. A new key replaces any previous one.